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|  spvo | Jan 9, 2006 6:39pm | I always liked this one:
"How math nerds flirt"
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Sponsor |  masterzora | Jan 9, 2006 6:40pm | | 2: Can I be the first to say "pure ownage"? That rocks. |
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|  redredrosebuds | Jan 9, 2006 7:05pm | Ooo Dirty math jokes
"Hey baby, If you were X^3, I would want to be 1/4 X^4 because then I'd be the area under your curves" |
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Sponsor | | masterzora | Jan 9, 2006 7:10pm | How dirty can we get?
"Add two people,
Subtract their clothes,
Divide the legs,
And multiply!' |
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| | spvo | Jan 9, 2006 9:20pm | Thanks masterzora. This one isn't dirty, but I think it is a pretty good joke about how when approaching a problem mathematicians usually try to simplify the situation as much as possible.
How a mathematician would model milk production:
"Assume a spherical cow of radius R, uniformly filled with milk" |
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| | redredrosebuds | Jan 9, 2006 10:23pm | Hey you guys, math is really fun untill someone gets an i...
that one works better when said aloud. Mmmm deliciously lame :) |
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Sponsor | | moderntimes | Jan 9, 2006 10:46pm | my personal favourite (as a stats prof)
There are three types of statisticians: Those who can count, and those that can't. (used when making a math error in class) |
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| | redredrosebuds | Jan 10, 2006 9:07pm | My stats prof said something to that effect in class one day :)
here's a calc related joke:
e^x and a constant
This one is painfully bad... so bad it's good! |
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Sponsor | | masterzora | Jan 10, 2006 9:33pm | | Okay, so there's a physicist and a mathematician in a room. Suddenly and inexplicably a fire starts. The physicist immediately grabs a bucket, fills it with water, and puts out the fire. The next day the same two people are in the same room adn suddenly and inexplicably another fire starts. The mathematician immediately grabs the bucket and hands it to the physicist, thereby reducing it to a previously solved problem. |
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